NYC Day 3 – Downtown

Another amazing day today with Mary on our NYC adventure. We spent the day Walking and touring the sites of lower Manhattan and the city was buzzing today. There is an incredible amount of foot traffic this week which is annoying to some, but really adds something to the day for me. People are genuinely thrilled to be here and although tours and events are packed, everything works out for all. Here are my highlights of today:


1. The Statue of Liberty is cool but Ellis Island is better

We spent the afternoon on both islands after navigating the throngs of people at Battery Park. Lady Liberty really is a “have to see”when 

I thought it was good enough to see her from shore in past trips. Wrongo! The sheer size of the statue is enough reason to pay your respects but the views of lower Manhattan are even better. The hidden gem of the trip is the ferry stop at Ellis Island where every immigrant entered the US though that building for 50 years. The exhibits are chilling and moving, especially if your family came through those gates. See it.


2. The 5th Avenue window displays are mind blowing

I have been up and down 5th Ave several times in the summer and it’s a retailers dream. Beautiful stores and unbelievable traffic make this a wonder I of the world to me. The amount of time and money put into the Christmas windows are over the top and make you stop for long stretches wondering “how?”Macy’s is really cool and the shops of Rockerfeller are amazing but Saks 5th ave is eye popping.


3. The security around Trump Tower was startling

Mary and I stumbled across the tower on the way to the Nike store. I have never had to be patted down and metal dectectored to buy shoes before. There were less Uzi machine guns in Rambo than I saw in front of the building. Security is at an all time high this weekend anyway, but wow. It was the most entertaining moment of the day watching these dudes guard this clown.


Tomorrow is the big night. There will be an incredible energy on the streets all day tomorrow and we will soak it up. We got a preview of the ball drop today and the whole scene is hard to process. Hang onto your hats 2016.


Marco

NYC day 2 – Midtown

Rough nite of drinks and and an early start to the day was not the optimal combo for a kick start this morning. Mary and I were dragging our asses this morning. We pulled it together by 10am and headed out to brave the suddenly rainy weather of the day.

The first challenge of the day was finding gluten free food that would work with Mary’s diet, We would have thought that NYC would be a progressive food network but we have struggled today to solve this puzzle. There are literally thousands of breakfast places in Manhattan, all of which have never heard of gluten free. It may become the mission of the week to answer this puzzle.

The second challenge was the rain. It certainly takes the fun out of a stroll around Midtown but it didn’t deter us from seeing the sites of the city. With dual umbrellas in hand, we forged our way through the crowds.

My best three observations of the day:

1. I was amazed at the sheer size of the Rockerfeller Christmas tree.

This tree is imported in to the city annually to be lit up in early November and stays lit until NYE. It’s presence and importance to the people here is significant. Even those New Yorkers who avoid the tourist areas like the plague will come here to celebrate the season. It really is a marvel to see it.


2. The Diamond district of the city is under appreciated.

We took a stroll through this area this morning and the jewellery in the windows is staggering. Ring after ring after ring at $40K and beyond. It is the jewellery capital of the country for a reason and you have to see it to believe it.

3. The Empire State Building is more amazing beside it than inside it.


It is an architectural masterpiece and has been for years. It hangs over the city (all lit in Chrsitmas colours to boot) and it’s visible as far as you want to see. We had a nice dinner in a sushi place underneath the tower and enjoyed the views to the sky.

On that note, The funniest thing we saw all day was the drinking games that groups of NYU students were playing in this sushi bar. These dudes were challenging another group of dudes to out drink them in Sake-bombs and these guys could pound booze. Mary and I laughed that this was likely what our university aged son does with his buddies but nonetheless these guys made us laugh with their frat house games. I’m sure the sushi bar staff were less pleased as they took over the place.


We have another jam packed day ahead, Brooklyn Bridge, Wall Street and my first visit to the ole girl herself, the Statue of Liberty. Hopefully the weather stays clear as it was tonight. Stay tuned.

Marco

NYC Day 1 – Travel Day

The dreaded travel day. Get up early, rush around, probably forget something on the counter and get to the airport early enough to sit and wait. No fun but a necessary evil to getting to somewhere that is more fun than here. After a long day of watching Westjet entertainment, we landed at JFK airport and the NYC experiences begins.


The fun began after we landed. We had to navigate our way from JFK airport to Midtown Manhattan through the train and subway system. Not such the easy task all the way from Queens. We asked a few questions to newsstand operators and people who looked like they knew where they were going and we made it. The subway system of this city has always amazed me. I have never taken a cab in all my trips here and don’t intend to now.


We checked in at the Kimpton Muse hotel which to my surprise it literally 50 yards from the big stage used for NYE and likely close to where we will settle in on Dec 31. We went for a walk in the evening and we took a look at the marvel that it Times Square. The amount of people on the streets tonight was impressive enough that I can’t imagine what this will look like in a few days. We found an Irish pub named O’Malley’s where we walked up the steepest set of stairs I have been on to get to the 3rd floor bar. We sampled some comfort food and one too many Dark and Stormy’s while we had some laughs and cries and watched the place fill up with strangers from across the land. It was amazing how the staff managed those stairs up and down with food and drinks and we wondered how many drinks had fallen down them. We would soon find out as the comedy was yet to come for us. The ensuing short walk home was interesting as two tipsy jokers navigated the big city, but we made it safe.


Onto day 1 and night 2, The Top of the Rock at sunset is on the agenda tomorrow.

Marco

The City that Never Sleeps

Calgary is a great city. It has everything you could want in a metropolitan centre including scenery, people, architecture and commerce. There aren’t many better places to be in this world but Calgary plays in the minor league of cities compared to my favourite, New York City. Tomorrow, Mary will make her first trip to NYC and I will make my umpteenth. New York is a fantastic city.

 

This trip is special for me in a few ways. Firstly, I get to share the experience with Mary and see, feel and smell the city through her perspective. I have done almost everything you should do in that city but I haven’t done it from a romantic perspective. I can’t think of a greater backdrop for romance than there. Secondly, I get to see the big city in the winter and through the holidays. This city is electric at the best of times and even more so at Christmas. Lastly, Mary and I get to knock one off the ole’ bucket list. We get to stand with a million of our closest friends and bring in the New Year under the giant ball in Times Square. There are things you do in your life that you look back on and think, “Holy shit, we actually did that!” This is surely going to be one of the those moments that we tell people about for a lifetime. It won’t come without it’s interesting scenarios though.

 

If you have ever read anything about this experience, it is not an easy day. A million plus people jammed into a small space creates it’s own challenges. If you hate crowds, being jostled and shoved, conversing with strangers and frankly standing on your feet for 9-12 hours, this is torture for you. That would explain why “only” 40+ million people have ever taken on the experience from across the globe over the years. To my eyes, those experiences are what make this so interesting to me. I will be completely enthralled with the mass of humanity who have come from everywhere to celebrate a new beginning. I want to enjoy as many of their stories as possible because we all have our reasons for being there. Mine is just less interesting. I want to see it with my eyes and ring in the year hanging out with Dick Clark’s ghost.

We have some challenges to overcome though. The cold will be a factor as NYC is not exactly balmy this time of year. Try packing a suitcase that ranges from boots to suits to everything in between. We will stay warm no matter what. The real issue is surviving the day without being able to use the bathroom. You have little choice as there are no public restrooms (nor could there be even enough) for the million people. The rule is simple. With all the security that exists and the masses, if you leave to pee, you are gone for the night with your spot taken by some dude with a bad hat from some country you have never heard of. No point complaining about it. Either dehydrate your bladder or get creative with your ability to whizz in a bottle in the middle of a crowd. I know Mary is worried about it and I am too. My bladder isn’t what it used to be. Stay tuned for the sordid details.

We are going to have a great time. We don’t get to enjoy holidays often where it is just the two of us so I plan to enjoy the time. We will see some of the greatest historical sites in the world and do it all within this concrete jungle. Stay tuned for daily updates from our adventures around the city, the people we meet and the moments that only New York, New York can offer.

Marco

The four horsemen of the internet apocalypse

We are all responsible for it. The internet has taken over our lives and we flat out allowed it to happen. In it’s early days, the internet was simply an information source for anything we wanted to know. It was a virtual replacement for this old Funk & Wagnals encyclopedias that my father paid handsomely for many moons ago. Now it has become a 24/7 obsession with information now, no now, no right now, no I mean now. It’s completely awesome but not without it’s issues. Im my eyes, there are 4 horsemen of the internet apocalypse that are tearing down my new normal. Let me explain.

  1. Password control

Who would have thought that I would even need to come up with more variations on my nickname/pet name/favourite numbers etc to open up any simple account or webpage. Can’t I just search the web freely without having to feel like I am making a commitment to the site. I really don’t want the hassle nor the continued follow up that these sites send me. While I understand the reasons to keep my information away from the ass clown hacker who cares about my world, these passwords are unmanageable and piss me off daily. Well we’re on the topic of passwords, I equally hate members only websites where you need a password or subscription to look at their stupid shit. I don’t care about your website.

2. Online Poker

There must be tremendous money is this industry because I can’t watch any edition of Sportscentre without a commercial telling me how fun this pastime is. If I ever get to the point in my life where staring at a computer screen playing poker against some fictitious card sharks around the globe. Not only is it boring and mindless, it’s a complete disrespect for my intelligence. No thanks.

3. Customer review sites

We can all agree that it’s is always worthwhile entertainment to read the comments that people choose to give on various topics around the web. There are probably some sites where opinion makes the most sense. There are others where I want to smoke the person in the face who posts their opinion. I really hate travel reviews. There are almost always contradictions within their comments and I leave more confused about the decision to travel or simply stay home. We have gone too far when you can rate your teacher, previous lover, and favourite Game of Thrones episode. There is zero value that I get from these sites.

4. Pop up ads and spam

These are the worst people on earth who send random messages at my websites and their idiot brothers and sisters are even worse for sending me spam daily on ways for me to:

a. Collect lost money from my Nigerian family

b. Cure a raging case of herpes

c. Enlarge my penis to the point that I am a tripod

I don’t know how to stop these bastards from contacting me daily but they drive me crazy. Actually, I probably will enjoy their regular communication one day when my email box dries up. They at least provide humour in a long day.

There are many more problems with the web and I’m sure that you have your favs. Let’s just focus on the fun stuff instead like cat videos, SNL clips and eBay and say that we are better off with the inter web than without it.

Marco

 

 

The interweb is killing my Christmas…

Christmastime is here again and with it comes my lifelong obsession with retail. This truly is the greatest time of the year and I live for the commerce that flows around it.

People say, “Christmas has become too commercialized”. It’s true. We are all driven to find the perfect gift for that special person, sometimes at whatever cost. I spent a few hours Saturday at the BMO Centre wandering the aisles of staving Calgarians who were desperately dropping money for unique and sometimes ingenious goods for that loved one. I couldn’t get enough of it. The craft fair is commerce at it’s roots. Make something, likely with your heart and hands, and sell it for profit. The world of retail used to always be this simple. Go to your favourite store, shoppe, bazaar, fair etc and buy, whatever you have to to make the season right. That is until the internet ripped the heart out of Santa.

 

Now I would be a hypocritical Grinch if I didn’t tell you that I have bought presents on the web. The sheer selection of items that you can reach via the web make this a retail phenomenon. Every year that goes by, I find myself buying new and novel items that I haven’t seen in stores. But every time I hit “click to buy” I feel the knife in my heart. I live and breathe retail daily and know the challenges that stores continue to have in finding the right mix of product and value to provide unique offerings to its patrons. If we just look at the art of online shopping for the selection, value and convenience it is, retail is doomed. But what about the experience?

I realize that the experience of hitting the malls is no picnic this month but we should embrace it. Is it really a special gift if I search it on eBay/Google/Amazon and have it shipped to my home while I sit on my couch drinking eggnog? Hell no! The real art is the experience in securing the gift within the marketplace we live in. That’s what makes it a special gift and what gives you the stories to tell for years to come. Everyone loves to hear “that” story about “that” tremendous find for “that” amazing person in their life. The only place this story can be formed is within the madness of the retail that Christmas brings.

 

So let’s all head out there this next 12 days and revel in the moment. There could be a day in our lifetime where we don’t have these gigantic commerce superstructures to visit. Enjoy the parking issues at Chinook Centre. Embrace the jostling and barging that goes on in Walmart. Bang carts with the people rushing to the checkouts at Costco. Cheer for yourself when you figure out your personal jigsaw puzzle of gifts that you have to solve before Jesus’ birthday. Most of all, buy some stuff because it’s good for your soul more than it’s good for the economy. Don’t go crazy and live within your means but come on buy some shit you don’t really need or likely want.

It continues after Christmas too. Boxing Day is like retail porn for people like me but admit it, you love it too. I know we can all buy electronics online much easier but get out and smell the money trading hands that morning. I will be the guy standing in Best Buy with a big smile on my face.

Happy hunting!

Marco