Instantly Rewindable – The Last Dance

Being a basketball guy, I have had a lot of questions from friends about my thoughts on the latest ESPN/Netflix documentary regarding the final year of the Chicago Bulls dynasty. The season of 1997-98 season was certainly a tumultuous one for the franchise and its main players and cast of characters surrounding it. It was fascinating theatre to watch in the way it weaved its way through MJ’s entire career arc while tying it back towards the storylines of the 97-98 season. I was a fan of the era and a fan of the players and I learned more than I thought I would over the series.

There are hundreds of breakdowns of the series, episode by episode, that will give you a much better breakdown than you will get here. My take is that even if you are a modest basketball fan, not a fan of the Bulls, or not even a sports fan, you will get something from this series. There is something for everyone. Of greater value is to watch it with younger sports fans in the home with you. My younger boys, who knew nothing about Jordan other than his “greatness” and his shoes, were captivated from start to finish and I sucked up every moment I spent with them, explaining the nuances of these rivalries and the relationships with the other players they only knew by name. If marketing was MJ’s plan with the documentary, it was pure brilliance on his part as he will capture a whole new group of NBA2K aged fans through this.

In typical Rewindables fashion, we will use the same category structure that we have used for other movies etc.

Our categories for the golden Rewindables  include:

  1. Most Rewindable moment – the moment where you are flipping the channels and you catch this part only to be sucked into rewinding to the start of the documentary.
  2. The “Did you touch my drum kit” award – not necessarily the quote that the world remembers but the one that someone who has seen the movie 25 times would know exactly what movie this is from. Bonus points if you know which show this quote is from.
  3. Best “microwave” actor – the actor who hits the screen with their hair on fire and owns their scenes in such a dominating fashion. Small scenes, big value.
  4. Best “Over the Top” acting moment – the actor who dials it up like this is the moment that he/she wants on the “In Memoriam” snippet at the 2044 Oscars.
  5. The “What show have I seen him/her in before” award – you know, the actor who you’ve seen in 100 shows and never know their name. Every movie has that person.
  6. The “That makes no sense moment” – You know what I mean when you see something that makes no logical sense. That moment.
  7. Bonus category – Unanswerable questions – I love this stuff where the movie ends but the questions linger on. I have no answers but lots of questions.

Most Rewindable Moment

I couldn’t get enough of the detail of the NBA Finals series vs the Seattle SuperSonics in 1996. I was following that series closely but didn’t fully follow the nuances that were happening during that series, specifically regarding the matchups that were or weren’t being played during the series. That was a great Seattle team who just peaked at the wrong time in their era and had to run up against the greatest team in the history of the sport.

The series was ugly at the start where the Sonics went down 0-3 and were home fighting for their lives when Coach George Karl changed his matchup to have Gary “the Glove” Payton matched up against Jordan. This was widely contested at the time as Payton was a much smaller but tenacious defender who should have been no match for Jordan’s size and skill. The Sonics handily won games 4 & 5 and it set up a game 6 showdown where the Bulls were reeling. The Rewindable moment from the documentary-series came with the split banter from the egregious “Glove” talking frankly about the matchup and his banter with his coach and MJ’s rebuttal. Watch this instant classic moment from the series here.

The “Did you touch my drum kit” award

There were some great quotes throughout the series. Some classic characters from the 80’s & 90’s NBA lore had their say on what MJ meant to the league and the sport. Some of them were brutal in their approach to his style of play, trash talking and commitment to being a team player. Will Perdue

“Let’s not get it wrong. He was an asshole. He was a jerk. He crossed the line numerous times. But as time goes on, and you think back about what he was actually trying to accomplish, you’re like, ‘yeah, he was a hell of a teammate.'” — Will Perdue

Others were more succinct about his possible baseball career. I’m sure Tito Francona will live by this quote but won’t live it down either.

“In my opinion, with 1,500 at-bats, he wou’d’ve found a way to get to the major leagues.” — Terry Francona

The best quote came from Reggie Miller who rationalized that while the Indiana Pacers thought they were perched to knock off the Bulls, he realized that MJ was simply not going to let that happen. After taking a royal hammering from the Bulls in that stretch he summed it up with the infamous “Black Jesus” quote here.

My rookie year we were playing the Chicago Bulls, and this is Michael Jordan’s third or fourth year in. And we were playing an exhibition game…most veterans do not like to play in exhibition games, they want to get to the real thing. I’m a wide-eyed, energetic rookie and…Michael’s going through the motions. And Chuck Person—who’s on my team—who is a trash-talker as well, is like, “Can you believe Michael Jordan, the guy everyone’s talking about, who’s supposed to be able to walk on water? You’re out here killing him, Reg! … You should be talking to him!” And I was like, “You know what, you’re right!” “Michael…who do you think you are? The great Michael Jordan? That’s right, there’s a new kid on town!” He kind of looks at me and starts shaking his head. So at half I have 10, and he has four points…end of the game, the second half, he ended up with 44 and I ended up with 12. So he outscored me 40-2. And as he’s walking off, he’s like, “Be sure, and be careful, you never talk to Black Jesus like that.”

Best “microwave” actor

There is no question that very scene that Dennis Rodman is in continues the legacy of the man. When ever he talks, you pay attention just to see what he will say next. What ever he says is more captivating than the sentence prior. There is no end to the mystery around Rodman and there is no doubt that they don’t win the last 2 championships without him in tow. This would have been a very different series without him on the broadcast and the fact that he vanished during the 1995-96 season for a 48 hour Vegas blowout will live on in sports infamy.

Best “Over the Top” acting moment

There could have been several members in this category. Jerry Krause had passed away by the time this was filmed but his demeanour and legacy was all over this thing. He was the architect of the roster, other than Jordan, and continued to add the true antagonist to the organization. Having someone to hate is a powerful motivator for a team. Rodman supplied his own level of drama and there is no doubt that he was generally, over the top in everything he did or said. All that aside, the most over the top moment of the series was the Food Poisoning Game versus Utah in the 1997 championship. Jordan was incredibly sick overnight and barely could get his shoes on to play. The crazy part that was exposed in this series was that his reason for sickness was related to a 2am pizza that he had ordered because he was so distraught about his performance from the previous night’s game. The issue: speculation was that the Salt Lake City pizza joint had “poisoned” the pizza to make him sick. Their strategy worked except they didn’t know that MJ could play through anything to win and poured in 38 points on no sleep and low energy. Truly incredible.

This is not really the kind of show where you don’t know who the actors are but there were a few “new” characters introduced in the series, who the world never knew:

Gus – the fatherly, trusted security man. Jordan loved him so much he brought him to the ROAD games too.

The perm haired security guard – named as the “Sniff Brothers” for the way they sniff the jocks but full of colour in the way he roams the old Chicago Stadium. He is also one of a few people in the world who successfully trolled MJ enough to become his own meme.

Scottie Burrell – He’s a rookie in the second of the 3 championship and the constant whipping boy for MJ’s threats and barbs. He needed to voice his frustrations at parts of the team and had to pick his victims well. The constant there was that Burrell was calm and cool under the heat of the spotlight and though Jordan tells him after the 6th championship that he better not see him again in the future, deep down Burrell gave the greatest gift to these teams, an outlet for MJ to bully and an outlet that he could sound off to.

The “That makes no sense moment”

It comes from the most shocking revelation in the series. Dennis Rodman left the team for 3 days to go on a binge or whatever the hell he wanted, in Vegas, with Carmen Electra, during the middle of the season AND MJ had to go to Vegas and pull him out! What the hell just happened!

Can you imagine the chaos that should hav created on a normal team? The all-star and future HOFer going AWOL on a drug and sex filled binge on the greatest sports team of all time and only topped by the fact that the greatest player bails him out. Can you imagine the conversations that were being had in that Vegas hotel room between he and Jordan. You could tell that MJ had a smirk on his face while reflecting on his moments getting him out. I’m sure Jordan has his own skeletons to hide but that one may have even impressed him. It’s worth the watch again.

Unanswerable questions & Conclusions

I have one amazing takeaway from the end of the series. Jordan swears they could have won their 7th chip if they had come back but the world will never know. Jordan feel robbed of the opportunity even to this day. Would they have won if the came back?

I speculate that they would have been back in the finals, had they put the band back together. A few reasons:

  1. The 1998-99 season was strike shortened with a lockout. This would have helped the old guy Bulls get some rest and come back for the sprint that a 53 game season provided.
  2. The East was a mess. Miami was the best team but was knocked off in the first round by New York, who ran the table to the finals thereafter. Indiana took a step back and Orlando was a year away. It was there for the Bulls to run that table.
  3. San Antonio was good, winning it all, but young and soft. They would have had a hard time taking the pounding from the veteran Bulls. The mauled the Knicks in the final as NY was softer than they were.

All in all, this was basketball royalty gold. Sure, I’m a round ball fan and would probably watch a 3 show series on almost any NBA start from 1970-2000 but there would be very few that could fill in the basketball story with more commerce, scandal, death, gambling and passion. He had it all and they told most of it here. MJ is no dummy when it comes to marketing and you couldn’t pick a better time to remind the world of your importance to it, than to hit us during a lowdown. He pulled the strings to launch early and the rest is COVID history. We are all better for the decision.

The Sports Rewindables #1 – Hoosiers

Where else would I start but to review, arguably the greatest sports movie in history. The 1986 sports spine tingler, Hoosiers remains the pinnacle for sports movies and to this day, gives me the chills during the crescendo of the film. Directed by David Anspaugh, better known for his work on TV hits like Hill Street Blues and Miami Vice, pulls the real life tale of the 1954 Milan, Indiana high School basketball state champions into the fictitious Hickory Hoosiers. The names and faces aren’t real but the drama and character building feel like a true movie classic.

You can go to Wikipedia and get a full recap on the plot and cast here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoosiers_(film) but on the Rewindables we will focus on the awards that should have been given out for the movies we select. Our categories for the golden Rewindables  include:

  1. Most Rewindable moment – the moment where you are flipping the channels and you catch this part only to be sucked into rewinding to the start of the movie.
  2. The “Did you touch my drum kit” award – not necessarily the quote that the world remembers but the one that someone who has seen the movie 25 times would know exactly what movie this is from. Bonus points if you know which show this quote is from.
  3. Best “microwave” actor – the actor who hits the screen with their hair on fire and owns their scenes in such a dominating fashion. Small scenes, big value.
  4. Best “Over the Top” acting moment – the actor who dials it up like this is the moment that he/she wants on the “In Memoriam” snippet at the 2044 Oscars.
  5. The “What show have I seen him/her in before” award – you know, the actor who you’ve seen in 100 shows and never know their name. Every movie has that person.
  6. The “That makes no sense moment” – You know what I mean when you see something that makes no logical sense. That moment.
  7. Bonus category – Unanswerable questions – I love this stuff where the movie ends but the questions linger on. I have no answers but lots of questions.

Most Rewindable Moment

Like many movies, the climax of the show will always grab you but there are more subtle moments throughout where you see it and the remainder of the movie is like a freight train rolling downhill from there. The moment where the movie finally captures you and you are “all in”. for me that moment is when the town of Hickory is having a referendum about whether Coach Dale (Gene Hackman) is to be fired because he has crossed a line with the boys and the team. Basketball is a religion in Indiana, after all. Jimmy Chitwood, the team star player enters the town hall and egos the famous line to the community “Coach stays, I play. He goes, I go”. The captivating selflessness by the star player, saved the coach and turned the angry mob around. The rest of the movie is pure gold from here. Try and turn it off.

The “Did you touch my Drum kit” Award

I came around to the moment where Coach Dale walks the team into the cavernous championship stadium and the boys are immediately intimidated by the size and the possibility of the sheer number of fans who will come to watch them play. In a classic coach move, he tries to alleviate their concerns by proving to them that the dimensions of the court are exactly the same as the one on their small town school of 60 kids back home. Coach Dale pulls out the measuring tape to prove that the hoop is still 10 feet high and states “I think you will find that it’s the exact same measurements as our gym back in Hickory.” Concerns alleviated and instant chills for an old ball coach like me.

Best “microwave” actor

Only one actor completely takes over the screen, every time they are on it even though they are not in more than a handful of scenes. Dennis Hopper hits the screen as Shooter Flatch, the father of one of the players and the local town drunk. Besides his favourite drink, he knows basketball and hits the screen hard with his mixture of a man who is grappling with his issues but grasping the opportunity to show his worth to the town folk and more importantly, his son. He is magnetic to the scenes he’s in and convinces the viewer that he is a fallen man who wants to do better. Magnetic.

Best “Over the Top” acting moment

Although, he is a tour de force in the movie, Gene Hackman (as Coach Dale) is always on the verge of over-hamming the world of coaching into something unrecognizable. He is by far and away the best performance in the movie but his desire to do it “his way” and make the whole community despise every move he makes is, at times, too much. Would I change a thing about the way he plays it? Not a chance. It’s this type of strong character that makes the whole movie work and leaves an indelible impression on the typecast for future movie coaches. Congratulations Gene!

The “What show have I seen him/her in before” award

This one has to go to our man Chelsie Ross, who plays the parent of one of the main players on the team but also represents the main antagonist in the movie. He speaks for the town folk and provides the biggest threat to Coach Dale until he can prove his hard-ass style is a winning style. Where has he been before? Most famously are his sports movies roles as the “only” starting pitcher the the Major League, Eddie Harris and in Rudy as Notre Dame head coach Dan Devine. He shows up here and there as “that guy” who builds the plot but no one knows who he is.

The “That makes no sense moment”

You could go a bunch of different ways here:

Why would a renowned college coach come to a hick town and coach a bunch of scrubs? What would he hire the town drunk to assistant coach when he knows it will go bad? What would possess him to take on the whole damn town that is clearly crazy for basketball?

I’m going with the final shot. It makes no sense to me as an amateur coach that the veteran coach of the South Bend Bears would allow Jimmy Chitwood (who has been dismantling them in the second half) isolate on the final shot of the game. I’m thinking the conversation went like this:

Coach: “Here’s what were going to do. Number 15 has been tearing us up for the past 25 minutes. He’s got about 30 points, made 1 layup and is lights out from the perimeter. We’re going to put Bobby on him straight up and force him to shoot from 20 feet.”

Players:

The rest is history and with it so went the Indiana lore of one Jimmy Chitwood. No doubt, it’s the exclamation mark on the movie and a well-shot sequence but equally perplexing why that was their strategy. On the other side, Coach Dale is going to be run out of town on a rail if he misses but everyone knew that shot was going in. Here is the moment for the sake of it.

Conclusion and Unanswerable Questions:

All in all, Hoosiers is a sports classic that isn’t without its flaws but completely rewindable if you come across it on TV. I was left with questions at the end of it:

Did Jimmy go to College or maybe even Pro? I say he had lot’s of interest from colleges in the area but his silent demeanour and tricky past always got in his way. He’s selling insurance in the nearest “big” town to Hickory.

Did Shooter actually kick the booze after drying out? Again, I say no. The sweet taste of Cherry Whiskey gets the best of him again and he succumbs to the pressures of fatherhood. The ending is not great for the Picket Fence mastermind.

Did Norman and Myra stay together after? I’m going yes here. He’s lucky to have a younger woman in his life and she is happy that he is going places with this coaching gig. He ends up coaching Div II college and she likes the fact that she can teach at the bigger high school in the area.

Truly unanswerable but awesome to think through. Add your comments on your favourites and watch for more Rewindable reviews in the coming weeks.

Papagrande